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started a new job 4 weeks ago at a new tire plant that moved here. It's still a construction site so there's a lot of different contractors from different cities and countries around the world there putting in machinery.

we've noticed a couple of times that the bathrooms have been less than clean, with some people missing the toilet with their poo. Not sure if it's customary where they are from or if the greasy food from the south is unsettling to their tummies. Or maybe it's bc contractors tend to drink a lot during the week and their bellies are upset. or a combo of those things.

anyways.........

I went to the bathroom today and when I walked into a stall, it had poo all over the toilet seat and on the floor. it was gross. so i turned around to leave and i slipped.

fell right in the mud. had brown all over my butt and my gloves.

so i did what any normal person would do. i left. didnt go back to my dept. didnt talk to anyone. didnt clock out. just grabbed my lunchbox and left.

i called my boss and explained the situation. he seemed understanding as to why i left.

i also had to ride home with all this stuff in my car. the clothes are work issued so i couldnt throw them away. just threw them in the floor and drove home in my boxers with the windows down saying "this is so fucked up" to myself over and over again.

cant wait to go to work tomorrow. i'll get to be "that guy" for a few months at least.

just thought i'd share. if you thought your day was shitty, it may have been bad, but it wasnt as shitty as mine!

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Post #1   3/19/15 8:49:08PM   

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Rough day, I feel for ya. Can't say that has ever happened to me, and I am glad.
Hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

Post #2   3/19/15 10:25:18PM   

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Props for having the balls to share a story like that. Sometimes life is stranger than fiction. Tomorrow is a new day. Hope the job gets better.

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Post #3   3/19/15 10:49:11PM   

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Too bad you didn't drive a truck. Could've just flung the clothes in the back of the truck and took a hose to them when you got home.

Post #4   3/19/15 11:57:18PM   

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Something similar happen to me Haha glad to hear I'm not the only one

I sharted something fierce about a month ago while at work. I threw my undies away & took a sink bath in the washroom while holding the door shut. I went commando the rest of the day & haven't had Mexican food since.

Post #5   3/20/15 5:02:22AM   

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Ever have one of those nights you're up googling your symptoms because they're keeping you awake and they match up perfectly with dysentery? That was my night. Hope that brightens your work day today.

Seriously though, they can't shit into a bucket?

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Post #6   3/20/15 7:11:41AM   

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.

Post #7   3/20/15 9:32:58AM   

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I'll never understand the degenerates that cant shit in the toilet and flush the fucking thing.

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Post #8   3/20/15 10:20:29AM   

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Habahaha funny story

Post #9   3/21/15 12:11:58AM   

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Being a contractor myself, I can say I am all to familiar with that kind of thing. It isn't unique to your area is what I am trying to say. Contractors over here treat the portapotties like the whole thing is meant to piss and shit on. Also they draw all kinds of graphic shit on the walls.

Hope tomorrow is better for you

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Post #10   3/21/15 12:15:22AM   

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That's what I call a sticky situation.

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That sucks man.


One time I walked into a employee toilet. It had blood on the floor. From gay pride day.

I don't even wanna say what happened
We found a water bottle with blood on one end of it

Use your imagination

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thanks for all the well wishes. the last few days have been fine.....and yes..... a lot less shitty

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I work in the trucking industry and I don't know what it is with line haul drivers but a lot of them can't seem to hit the bowl. Someone shits on the seat at least once a month. They also like to throw their used TP in the waste basket. I've seen some nice finger painting on the wall as well.

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Posted by SpiderSilva

That's what I call a Shitty situation.




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PF, that sucks dude, its disgusting that grown men can't use a bathroom properly.

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Post #15   4/3/15 7:18:29PM